Hey hey, and welcome to version 6.0 of my webpage. Although the layout hasn't changed much from version 5.0 (laziness, and a general liking of the last setup compels me to keep it), I figured that it was finally time to update with all new content and neuroses :D! So, fasten your seatbelts, take your Gravol, and prepare for an adventure through the delusions of my mind!
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